Today, my witchee, I have something a bit strange for you.
Once upon a time, The Weekly World News started making reports on the Bat Boy. They continued to write about his continuing adventures for years.
Our world being what it is, Bat Boy The Musical was eventually created. Here is its opening number:
The show’s actually pretty damn good.
(And once again, if you’re interested in the soundtrack, I can get that to you as well.)